it’s not Link,
it’s his cousin, Lonk
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My parents are convinced that everyone is against transgendered individuals and are therefore using that to justify their stopping me from going ahead with my hormone treatment. everyone that reblogs this will go in a book for my parents. Please Help!
Look At Your Matesprit
Now Back To Me
Now Back To Your Matesprit
Much To Your Dissatisfaction She Is Not Me
However If She Stopped Being A Pathetic Normal Troll And Started Being A Rainbow Drinker She Could Glow Like Shes Me
Now Back Up
Where Are You?
Youre On A Meteor With The Woman Your Matesprit Could Glow Like
Whats In Your Hand
I Have It
Its A Revving Chainsaw To Kill That Clown We Hate
The Clown Is Now In Multiple Pieces
Anything Is Possible When Your Matesprit Glows Like A Rainbow Drinker And Not A Juggalo
Now Come Here Rose
GUYS ITS A FUCKING EMERGENCY MY PANTS HAVE GONE MISSING CALL LIFE ALERT
Sphaerodactylus nicholsi, one of the smallest geckos in the planet. (x)
This is amazing. Look how small it is. It has a heart and a stomach and a brain. And it’s this small
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Outtake. The snake head of Jason’s Lucius cane gets caught in Dan’s robes.
the head touch
this is so fucking cute
Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful
Please tell me that was an intentional pun
remember back in 2013 when literally everything was either OFF or dangan ronpa for a good four months
These, for me, are the two most depressing paintings in western history. They were painted by post-impressionist Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, a man who, due to inbreeding, was born with a genetic disorder that prevented his legs from growing after they were broken. After being so thoroughly mocked for is appearance, he became an alcoholic, which is what eventually caused his institutionalization and death. His only known romantic relations were with prostitutes.
And then he paints something like this which is so beautiful and tender and sentimental. It seems like the couple in bed really loves each other—cares about each other. Wakes up happy to look at each other. And I see that love and passion and I wonder how lonely he must have been. I wonder how he could paint something like this without it breaking his heart.
Maybe they say artists should create what they know, not because its unbelievable when they extend themselves beyond their experiences, but because when they pull it off with such elegance, it’s so damn unbearable to look at. I hate thinking of Lautrec, wondering about the lovers he created and knowing it was beyond his experience. Creating something that he knows is beautiful and knows he’ll never really understand.
How fucking sad is this world that this is supposed to be a lifehack now?
"if you upset someone apologize, LIFEHACK!"
If anything, the flowers and the note should be the lifehack. Verbal apologies are good enough.
my point was none of that should be a lifehack because it’s all pretty damn common knowledge.
Some dudes don’t realize how far flowers and a note will go.“Some women don;t know how much a blowjob and some beer will go.” Could you imagine that? Feminists would lose their minds. If I upset you, I’m sorry. Why do I owe you 6 dollars?
What are you talking about? When did anyone mention anything about feminism?
OMFG that was kind of the point? Forget the flowers and just apologize??? You don’t owe six bucks, you owe an apology.
But since we’re here, when the fuck did apologising by getting flowers and writing a note equate to buying beer and giving a bj?? like, okay if you’re the type to apologize by getting flowers you do you, okay, I’d take an apology to my face, but maybe i’m too angry to listen to you right now, so sure, leave a note.
but you are riding the crazy train straight to hell if you think for one minute that i’m going to suck your dick because you’re mad at me, regardless of whether or not i’m at fault. I’ll apologise if I was out of line, I’ll apologize if I owe an apology, but i’m not gonna suck your dick to get you to forgive me. That’s not how things work in a healthy relationship.
tbh i don’t really care if i’m the crazy feminist on this post. that comment made me really angry and i’m not sorry. if you think asking your bf/gf to suck your dick to earn forgiveness is okay, please think a little bit harder about the way you’re treating your significant other. (on the flip side, if you’re demanding flowers every time your bf/gf apologizes, you also need to think harder about the way you’re treating them.)